SHIRO:
+ "Sorry, I don't remember anything."
HUNK:
+ "I LOVE YOU, THANK YOU. YOURE THE BEST PERSON EVER."
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LANCE:
+ "I used a turkey and corn emoji, so if u aren't updated or have disgusting Samsung u wont be able to see it."
[A/N: BECAUSE LANCE WOULD PROBABLY HAVE AN IPHONE. ALSO, THIS IS IN NO WAY MEANT TO GO AGAINST SAMSUNG, I APOLOGIZE IF THAT OFFENDS ANYONE.]
PIDGE:
+ *CALLED LOSER* "Ad hominem."
+ "Y'all are the only people I willingly talk to. Feel special."
KEITH:
+ "What about them apples?"
+ [PIDGE] "It's 'How about them apples?"
ALLURA:
+ *ABOUT ZARKON* "Ohhhhh, The fake guy who was all like 'I'm in charge and you're not gonna be working here as long as I'm your boss"
CORAN:
+ "For a moment I was looking at the question. I was like why is the square root there? AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A RADICAL. I WAS SHOOK"
[A/N: HAVE A HAPPY TURKEY DAY.]
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