[PART 2]
[2.3 DAYS AFTER THE UPDATES BEGAN.]
[THE THIRD IS KEITH. ALWAYS WAS KEITH, AND ALWAYS WILL BE KEITH. SURE HE CAN STAY UP FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS AND BE PERFECTLY FINE, BUT EVEN AFTER THOSE LONG NIGHTS SEARCHING IN THE CAVE AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT ALL THE BLUE LION DRAWINGS MEANT, HE KNEW WHEN HE NEEDED TO STOP AND SLEEP. EVEN AS A PALADIN, CONSTANTLY FIGHTING THE GALRA, HE KNEW.]
HUNK: *TRIES TO STAND, BUT FALLS. HE TRIES ONCE MORE, AND YET AGAIN FALLS.*
LANCE: Ketchup, why does Sugar keep falling?
KEITH: For the last time Lance, my name is not Ketchup. IT'S-
KEITH:
KEITH:
KEITH: OH MY, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY!
KEITH: LANCE, HUNK, WHERE ARE PIDGE, SHIRO, CORAN, AND ALLURA~~~?
KEITH: LET'S HAVE A PARTY~!!!
SHIRO: *WALKS IN*
SHIRO:
SHIRO: Nope.
SHIRO: *WALKS OUT*
[THIS SYMPTOM IS UNCONTROLLABLE EUPHORIA.]
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[4.67 DAYS AFTER THE UPDATES BEGAN.]
[PIDGE AND SHIRO ARE ALWAYS THE LAST TWO. NEVERTHELESS, THE FORMER IS THE ONE TO BREAK FIRST. SINCE, SHE SPENDS MANY LONG, LONG NIGHTS SEARCHING FOR HER BROTHER AND FATHER ( A/N: ACTUALLY THEY NEVER MENTION GOING TO SAVE SAMUEL???) AND WORKING ON MULTIPLE LITTLE PROJECTS, MOSTLY HERSELF, BUT AT TIMES WITH HUNK, PIDGE IS THE FOURTH TO FALL ASLEEP AND HAS ACTUALLY BROKEN FROM LACK OF SLEEP MULTIPLE TIMES, JUST LIKE SHIRO. BUT, SHIRO CAN GO NEARLY AND HOUR AND A HALF LONGER THAN SHE CAN. THIS IS BECAUSE OF HIS YEAR BEINGING BOTH A GALRA CAPTIVE AND THE "CHAMPION". HE WAS BASICALLY FORCED TO GO DAYS WITHOUT SLEEP, AND EVEN AFTER BEING ABLE TO SLEEP PROPERLY ONCE HE WAS FREE, HE CAN STILL GO ON AND ON WITHOUT IT.]
PIDGE: I can't believe you three. *FACEPALM*
HUNK: I'm sorry, Pidge! *TRIES TO WALK TOWARDS HER BUT FALLS AFTER THREE STEPS*
LANCE: *WHISPERS TO KEITH* Wait, what did we do? Why is Peas mad at us?
KEITH: I AM NOT SURE, LANCE, BUT I AM SURE IT WAS FUN!!!
PIDGE: KEITH, SHUT UP.
SHIRO: *WALKS IN*
PIDGE:
PIDGE: ;-;
PIDGE: ;~;
PIDGE: MATT??
LANCE: ?
KEITH: ??
HUNK: ???
SHIRO: ????
PIDGE: *RUNS UP NEXT TO SHIRO AND GIVES THE AIR A HUG* I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
SHIRO: ...!!
SHIRO: Quiznak.
[THIS SYMPTOM IS SEEING HALLUCINATIONS.]
[1.3 HOURS AFTER PIDGE BROKE]
LANCE, HUNK, AND KEITH: *LOOKING AT SHIRO*
SHIRO: So anyways- Why are you looking at me like that?!
SHIRO: What's happening?!
SHIRO: *SLOWLY BACKING AWAY* Stop looking at me LIKE THAT!
SHIRO: *RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM*
[THIS SYMPTOM IS PARANOIA.]
[THE END.]
[A/N: THERE MIGHT BE AN AFTERMATH, BUT I AM NOT SURE YET. WELP.]
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