[ BECAUSE THIS HAS PROBABLY HAPPENED BEFORE. ]
LANCE: *WHISPERING INTO THE PALADIN HELMETS COMMUNICATIONS UNIT* Is anyone awake?
PIDGE: I'm up.
LANCE: Cool. What are you doing?
PIDGE: Working on some upgrades for the lions.
LANCE: Sounds fun.
PIDGE: And why are you up?
LANCE: Couldn't sleep.
HUNK: *YAWNS* You guys aren't that quiet, you know? You two woke me up.
PIDGE AND LANCE: Sorry Hunk.
HUNK: Oh well. I was going to get up soon anyways to make some snacks. Would you like some?
LANCE: Yeah.
PIDGE: Same, thanks.
KEITH: *RANDOMLY APPEARS* Can you make me some too, Hunk?
HUNK: Sure, Keith. Well, I'll go make them then. Bye guys.
PIDGE, LANCE, AND KEITH: Bye.
LANCE: So, Mullet, why are you up?
KEITH: I was finishing up a fight simulation.
PIDGE: At this hour?
KEITH: Yeah.
LANCE: Why?
KEITH: Well, I've got to stay ahead of you when it comes to fighting, don't I, Lance?
LANCE: Yea- WAIT WHAT?
PIDGE: *LAUGHS*
LANCE: Nope, nope, no, no, no. I am obviously better.
KEITH: Yeah, right. You aren't bad, but you aren't that good. Only Shiro is.
PIDGE: Not true. My close combat is better than yours pal.
LANCE: And my fighting is too.
KEITH: Pidge's fighting, maybe. But not yours Lance.
PIDGE: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MAYBE?
LANCE: YOU WANNA GO, MULLET?
KEITH: YEAH I WANNA GO.
PIDGE: DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD TAKE ME?
KEITH: I KNOW I CAN.
PIDGE: YEAH, YOU WISH YOU COULD.
[5 MINUTES OF UNNECESSARY BICKERING LATER]
SHIRO: GUYS.
PIDGE, KEITH, AND LANCE: Shoot.
SHIRO: Why are you up?
PIDGE: I'm trying to work, but Keith and Lance keep arguing.
KEITH: EXCUSE ME?
LANCE: DON'T THROW US UNDER THE BUS, PIDGE.
SHIRO: You two need to stop fighting and get along. We are a team, not each other's enemies.
[BLAH BLAH BLAH CUE THE GIANT LECTURE]
SHIRO: Now, you three need to go to sleep.
PIDGE: Sure, Shiro.
KEITH: Okay.
LANCE: ...
SHIRO: Good night.
PIDGE, KEITH, AND LANCE: Good night.
SHIRO: *LEAVES*
HUNK: *APPEARS* The snacks are ready!
[PIDGE, KEITH, AND LANCE GO TO THE KITCHEN AND EAT SNACKS WITH HUNK AND THEY ALL BOND OVER FOOD AND ITS GREAT AND EVERYBODY HAS FUN.]
[A/N: GUYS, I HAD A REALLY WEIRD DREAM ABOUT KEITH, SHIRO, AND PIDGE. SO KEITH AND SHIRO WERE BROTHERS AND THEY WERE FRIENDS WITH PIDGE AND CORAN WAS THE HOLT FAMILY BUTLER. ONE DAY, THEY INVITE PIDGE FOR A FLIGHT IN THEIR TINY SPACESHIP KINDA THING AND IT HAS A WHOLE BUNCH OF EQUIPMENT. SO IT TURNS OUT THAT KEITH AND SHIRO WERE PLANNING TO RID EARTH OF HUMAN LIFE EXCEPT FOR THE THREE OF THEM AND THEY THOUGHT PIDGE WOULD HELP, BUT PIDGE WAS LIKE 'NOPE, I'M OUT.' AND GRABS A PARACHUTE AND GOES DOWN TO EARTH WHERE SHE MEETS SHIRO AND KEITH'S MOM AND THEN GOES AND BASICALLY HACKS THEIR EQUIPMENT AND STOPS THEM, BUT THEN SOMETHING HAPPENS TO PIDGE AND SUDDENLY SHES IN A LOT OF PAIN. SO GUESS WHAT, KEITH AND SHIRO RANDOMLY APPEAR AND ARE APOLOGIZING AND THEN THATS WHERE IT ENDED. THE END. ]
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