[ONCE UPON A TIME, THE PALADINS, ALLURA, AND CORAN HAD A GREAT TIME AROUND THE CAMPFIRE. THIS IS THEIR STORY.]
PIDGE: Allura, what are we doing out here?
ALLURA: Well, Pidge, today we will be having a campfire. I've already told everyone else, so did you not hear?
PIDGE: I didn't hear, because nO ONE TELLS ME ANYTHING.
CORAN: *SIGHS* According to Shiro, it's something that humans do for fun.
ALLURA: It will be a great bonding experience for all of us!
SHIRO: I'll start to set the fire!
PALADINS:
SHIRO: *MAKES A FIRE*
PALADINS:
CORAN AND ALLURA: 0-0
ALLURA: That's amazing, Shiro!!!
SHIRO: 0///0 OH, UM, THANKS ALLURA.
PIDGE: *NUDGES HUNK*
PIDGE: I can see what's happening...
CORAN: *TURNS AROUND* WHAT?
HUNK: ... And they don't have a clue...
CORAN: WHO????
PIDGE: ... They'll fall in love...
HUNK: ... And here's the bottom line...
CORAN:
PIDGE AND HUNK: ...Our group of seven is down to FIVE.
CORAN: WHAT???????? *CONFUSED*
EVERYONE:
CORAN:
EVERYONE:
KALTENECKER: MOO.
EVERYONE:
LANCE: *GETS UP AND MILKS KALTENECKER*
LANCE:
EVERYONE:
LANCE: ... My milkshakes bring all the boys to the-
KEITH: *TACKLES LANCE* DON'T.
LANCE AND KEITH: FIGHTING.
EVERYONE:
HUNK: ... Smores?
[THE END.]
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