VOLTRON CRACK

BUGS IN SPACE

[HUNK, LANCE, AND PIDGE ARE IN THE HALLWAY THAT CONNECTS EACH PALADIN'S ROOM AND ARE STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF KEITH'S DOOR]

HUNK: WE ARE GOING TO DO WHAT?

PIDGE: Do we have to say it again? *FACEPALM* 

LANCE: We finally found out what 'Big Bad Keith' is afraid of!

PIDGE: BUGS.

LANCE: So, since Allura, Coran, and Shiro are busy making tactics, the three of us are going to scare him with a fake bug.

HUNK: *NOT SURE OF WHAT TO DO* ...Okay?

PIDGE: Perfect, now go into his room and tell him there is a bug in the hallway and that it was really big and pretend to freak out. Okay?

HUNK: 

[LANCE AND PIDGE PUSH HUNK INTO KEITH'S ROOM]

KEITH: *POOR BOY IS CONFUSED*

HUNK:

KEITH:

HUNK: KEITH, THERE IS A... BIG BUG IN THE HALLWAY. CAN YOU COME AND... um... KILL IT?

KEITH: *SCARED*

[PIDGE AND LANCE RUSH IN. PLANCE IS HOLDING A NAPKIN WITH A SMALL SCREW IN IT THAT LOOKS LIKE A ROACH FROM A DISTANCE. PIDGE SUBTLY CLOSES THE DOOR]

PIDGE: DO NOT FEAR FRIENDS. LANCE CAUGHT IT.

HUNK: *INCHES AWAY TOWARDS THE CORNER*

KEITH: *PANICKING INTERNALLY*

LANCE: SEE, I HAVE IT HERE. *WAVES THE NAPKIN AROUND*

KEITH: *GETS UP AND TRIES TO RUN OUT OF THE ROOM, BUT PIDGE WON'T BUDGE WHILE BLOCKING THE DOOR*

LANCE: *WAVES THE NAPKIN IN KEITH'S FACE*

KEITH: *EXTERNALLY PANICKING*

PIDGE: HAHAH

KEITH: *CURLS UP INTO A BALL AND STARTS CRYING*

PIDGE: Shoot.

LANCE:

PIDGE: *TRIES NOT TO LAUGH*

HUNK: Just leave him alone guys.

PIDGE: Yes sir. Come on Lance. *GRABS LANCE AND GOES TOWARDS HUNK*

[KEITH EVENTUALLY CALMS DOWN, BUT BY THEN THE OTHER THREE HAVE LEFT]

[EXTRA]

[LATER, KEITH AND SHIRO ARE SITTING TOGETHER IN THE GALLEY AND KEITH HAS JUST FINISHED TELLING HIM WHAT HAPPENED]

SHIRO: Why didn't you just open the door. It was only Pidge guarding it.

KEITH: *LOOKS AT SHIRO IN DISBELIEF* She may be short, but she is really strong.

[ A/N: THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED THIS WEEK XD. WHOOPS. ]