KEITH: Prepare to lose today, Lotion.
LOTOR: IT'S LOTOR!
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LANCE: HEY, PRINCE LOREAL! What shampoo do you use?
LOTOR: MY NAME IS PRINCE LOTOR! And that is confidential information.
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HUNK: So you are Prince Lettuce?
LOTOR: NO, I AM PRINCE LOTOR.
HUNK: Then where is Prince Lettuce?
LOTOR:
HUNK:
LOTOR: I am Prince Lettuce.
HUNK: But you said your name was Lotor?
LOTOR: *FACEPALM*
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PIDGE: GIVE ME MY FAMILY BACK, LACTOSE.
LOTOR: MAYBE I WILL ONCE YOU ALL START CALLING ME BY MY NAME.
PIDGE: THAT IS WHAT I AM DOING, LASAGNA.
LOTOR: MY NAME IS NOT LASAGNA, IT IS LOTOR!
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ALLURA: We meet again, Prince Latte.
LOTOR: Princess Allura, you of all people should know that my name is Lotor.
ALLURA: I know, but that doesn't mean I have to call you that. Okay Lotus?
LOTOR:
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CORAN: LOTTO, GO AWAY.
LOTOR: IT'S LOTOR!
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BONUS:
HAGGAR: Summon Prince Lotor.
GALRA 1: Does she mean Prince Laboratory?
GALRA 2: No, I think she means Prince Lorde.
GALRA 3: She is obviously talking about Prince Legs.
LOTOR: *WALKS IN* MY NAME IS LOTOR.
[THE END.]
[A/N: THANK YOU ALL FOR 7,000+ READS AND 700+ VOTES. THANKS FOR ACTUALLY READING THIS BOOK.]
[P.S. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING DUMB I DID. SO DO YOU ALL KNOW THE DESKS THAT ARE CONNECTED TO CHAIRS, THE ONES WHERE ONE SIDE HAS AN IRON LINE OR SOMETHING THAT CONNECTS THE CHAIR AND DESK, AND THE OTHER SIDE IS OPEN SO YOU CAN ENTER THE SEAT? SO, I WAS SITTING ON ONE IN CLASS AND MY PENCIL POUCH FELL OVER THE SIDE WITH THE IRON LINE. I STARTED TO LEAN OVER IT SO I COULD GRAB MY PENCIL POUCH, BUT THE CHAIR TIPPED OVER AND WE BOTH WENT CRASHING DOWN. IT WAS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY XD.]
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