[REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD]
[CORAN, PIDGE, LANCE, AND KEITH ARE HAVING A CONVERSATION]
PIDGE: Hunk, why are you always so nice to the Galrans who try to kill you?
HUNK: How else am I supposed to react?
KEITH: Try to kill them back!
LANCE: FIGHT THEM SO HARD THAT YOU WIN!
PIDGE: Outsmart them and prove that they are inferior to you.
LANCE: But you know what you shouldn't do?
HUNK: What?
KEITH: BAKE THEM SOME SWEETS.
PIDGE: [TO LANCE AND KEITH] Actually, I've tried his baking and it's not as good as his cooking, that might be his revenge.
LANCE: But the cookies he gave Haggar looked delicious!
HUNK: Well, I know I'm not the best baker in the world... unless it has scaultrite.
LANCE:
KEITH:
PIDGE:
HUNK: Food for thought. *WALKS AWAY WITH A MISCHIEVOUS SMIRK, BECAUSE THIS CHEEKY LITTLE BOY MADE THOSE BLUE SCAULTRITE COOKIES THAT BREAK PEOPLES JAWS*
[ THIS WAS BASED OFF THIS ONE HP HEADCANON I SAW XD ]
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