PIDGE: *WALKS THROUGH THE HALLS OF THE CASTLE-SHIP AND INTO THE BRIDGE, WHERE SHE STUMBLES UPON A GALRAN*
PIDGE: QUIZNAKING QUIZNAK.
ALLURA THE "GALRAN": WAIT! *REVERTS BACK TO HER NORMAL APPEARANCE*
PIDGE: ALLURA, WHAT THE QUIZNAK?
ALLURA: I'm sorry, I was just testing out my abilities to try and find out their limits.
PIDGE:
ALLURA:
PIDGE: ...!
PIDGE: I can help!
ALLURA: You can?!
PIDGE: Yeah. I'll tell you what you have to do...
[20 MINUTES LATER]
ALLURA: Are you sure about this Pidge?
PIDGE: Very.
ALLURA: Okay. *SHRUGS*
ALLURA: *SHIFTS INTO HIPPO*
PIDGE: PERFECT, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ONE!
ALLURA THE "HIPPO": So, what is this supposed to test?
PIDGE: Um...
PIDGE: How large and wide you can become using your abilities, and how the other paladins will be able to deal with a giant, uh, formidable creature in their base.
ALLURA THE "HIPPO": Well, okay.
PIDGE: Good!
PIDGE: *SCREAMING INTO THE COMMS* GUYS, THERE IS A PROBLEM IN THE BRIDGE! HURRY THE QUIZNAK UP AND GET OVER HERE.
PIDGE AND ALLURA THE "HIPPO":
PIDGE:
ALLURA THE "HIPPO":
LANCE, HUNK, KEITH, AND SHIRO: *KICK DOWN THE BRIDGE DOOR, POSING WITH THEIR DRAWN BAYARDS LIKE EVERY OTHER HERO DOES*
LANCE:
HUNK:
KEITH:
SHIRO:
LANCE, HUNK, SHIRO: AHHHH, IT'S A HIPPO. *RUN, RUN, RUN AS FAST AS THEY CAN. NOBODY CAN CATCH THEM, THEY'RE THE SCARED PALADIN MEN! FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THEY ARENT ACTUALLY SCARED, JUST SHOOK*
KEITH:
ALLURA THE "HIPPO":
KEITH: *WALKS UP TO ALLURA THE "HIPPO" AND HUGS HER*
PIDGE: KEITH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
KEITH: I LOVE HIPPOS ;-; *SMILES*
PIDGE AND ALLURA THE "HIPPO": *SMILE BECAUSE THEY'RE HAPPY FOR KEITH*
[THE END.]
[A/N: SORRY FOR THE RUSHED CHAPTER, I KIND OF FORGOT THAT FRIDAY WAS TODAY AND WAS PROCRASINATING ON THE CHAPTERS BECAUSE OF HOMEWORK. WELP.]
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