[FRIDAY MORNING]
LANCE: *SEES HUNK AND PIDGE* Hey guys, guess what day it is~.
HUNK: I'm not sure.
PIDGE: I think it's Friday.
LANCE: Well, yeah, but what else is it?
PIDGE: I don't know.
HUNK: Same. Anyways Lance, the two of us are going to eat breakfast, do you want to join us?
LANCE: ...No, that's fine. I already ate.
PIDGE: Okay, see you later.
[HUNK AND PIDGE WALK AWAY.]
LANCE: Don't they remember?
[MEANWHILE IN THE KITCHEN:]
HUNK: Lance is going to be so surprised!
PIDGE: Yeah, this is going to be great. Now, tell me, what ingredients do we need to make his cake?
[90 MINUTES LATER IN THE TRAINING ROOM.]
SHIRO: Hey, Lance.
LANCE: Hey, Shiro! Do you remember what day it is today?
SHIRO: Yeah, it's the day of the mandatory team bonding session.
LANCE: THAT WAS TODAY?!
KEITH: *WALKS IN* Yeah, don't you remember?
LANCE: ...Not really, no.
SHIRO: Oh.
KEITH: Well, now you know. Hey, Shiro, do you want to spar with me?
SHIRO: Sure. Want to join us Lance?
LANCE: No, it's fine. You two have fun. *CUE FINGER GUNS*
SHIRO: Okay, see you later.
LANCE: *WALKS OUT*
KEITH: Okay, now that he is gone, we need to start on those decorations.
SHIRO: Give me a second. Let me com Pidge to see if she and Hunk have finished the cake.
[ON THE COMMS:]
SHIRO: PIDGE!
PIDGE: Yeah?
SHIRO: Is the cake ready?
PIDGE: Almost, Hunk is adding the icing.
SHIRO: Okay. Do Allura and Coran know that they're the one who have to bring Lance?
PIDGE: Yeah, Hunk told them.
SHIRO: Good, see you guys in the Bridge in 30 minutes.
PIDGE: Okay.
[30 MINUTES LATER IN THE BRIDGE.]
HUNK: We've got the cake! *BRINGS IN A BRIGHT BLUE CAKE WITH DARKER, WAVY BLUE WRITING THAT READS 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR FAVORITE SHARPSHOOTER'.
KEITH: We've hung up the decorations. *GESTURES TOWARDS THE HORDES OF STREAMERS AND LIGHTS HANGING FROM THE CIELING*.
SHIRO: And Coran put the surprise we've all been working on for Lance over there. *POINTS TO A SCRAPBOOK FULL OF PICTURES OF THE LANCE AND THE TEAM [MOSTLY LANCE] FROM THE FORMATION OF THE TEAM TO ALL THE ADVENTURES THEY'VE GONE ON TOGETHER*.
PIDGE: Perfect.
[MEANWHILE CORAN AND ALLURA ARE RUNNING THROUGH THE BLUE LION'S HANGAR IN SEARCH IF LANCE.]
CORAN: NUMBER 2!
ALLURA: LANCE!
LANCE: *CLIMBS DOWN THE BLUE LION'S HEAD TOWARDS THEM* Yeah?
CORAN: There is an emergency, we need you!
ALLURA: Hurry to the Bridge!
[THEY ALL RUN TO THE BRIDGE.]
LANCE: What is the emergency?
THE PALADINS: SURPRISE!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LANCE!
LANCE: *TEARING UP* ...
THE PALADINS: Lance?
LANCE: *HUGS EVERYBODY* Thank you. All of you.
[THEY CELEBRATE LANCE'S BIRTHDAY AND IT IS GREAT. NO GALRA SHOW UP AND IT ALL ENDS WELL. THE END.]
[A/N: I ACTUALLY AHD ANOTHER CHAPTER PLANNED OUT AND WRITTEN FOR THIS FRIDAY, BUT TODAY [THURSDAY] I REMEMBERED THAT TOMORROW IS LANCE'S BIRTHDAY. AND THAT LED TO THIS, SO YEAH.]
[P.S. ASIDE FROM THE OTHER CHAPTER I WROTE, I WANT TO WRITE A PASTA NIGHT WITH SHIRO ONE BECAUSE OF MOMOZERII'S [ON INSTAGRAM] LIFEGUARD AU. WELP.]
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