[PART 1]
PIDGE: Could you tell us something about your time on Altea, Coran?
CORAN: LIKE WHAT?
HUNK: Anything.
LANCE: *SHRUG*
CORAN: OKAY. Gather around, numbers 1 through 5, and I shall tell you a tale.
KEITH: About what?
SHIRO: Keith, shush.
KEITH:
CORAN: It is a legendary legend about why we don't give Allura chocolate milk.
[CUE THE ORCHESTRAL BACKGROUND MUSIC]
CORAN: Once, when Allura was about 11, her father came home from a swap moon. The king was armed with a bag of a strange brown liquid in a plastic container. The so-called "Chocolate Milk". His Majesty had her try some it was...
CORAN:
HUNK:
PIDGE:
LANCE:
KEITH: Was what?
SHIRO: Keith, shush.
KEITH:
CORAN: *SHUDDERS*
CORAN: It seems I will be unable to finish telling this tale.
CORAN: *LEAVES*
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