[BASICALLY QUOTES FROM SHOWS/MOVIES BUT WITH THE CHARACTERS IN VOLTRON]
LOTOR: *TALKING ABOUT HIM AND HIS SQUAD* Why do you hate us so much?
ZARKON: Because it's fun!
- [^ "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" ]
LOTOR: Do you know what the question I'm asked most is?
ACXA: Will you please leave the premises?
- [^ ALSO "A Series Of Unfortunate Events" ]
HUNK: You must understand, Pidge. Keith had a very terrible childhood.
PIDGE: I understand. I'm having a very terrible childhood right now.
- [^ CAN YOU GUESS?]
[IT'S "A Series Of Unfortunate Events"]
[ONCE UPON THE TIME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT]
KEITH: *WALKS UP AND SPEAKS INTO THE COMMS.* Guys... It's the- th- the spiders. Spiders. They want me to tap dance. I don't want to tap dance!
LANCE: You tell those spiders, Keith.
KEITH: I'll tell them... Yeah, tell them. *GOES BACK TO SLEEP*
-[^ "Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban" I THINK. ]
ALLURA: Listen well, Pidge.
ALLURA: *GETS PUSHED AWAY BY SOMETHING*
PIDGE:
PIDGE: I'm listening.
-[^ "The Avengers" ]
[WHEN MATT FIRST FIGHTS LOTOR.]
LOTOR: You have no idea what you're dealing with.
MATT: Uh... Shakespeare in the park?
LOTOR:
MATT: Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
- [^ "The Avengers" ]
[ZARKON WITH SOME GALRA GENERALS]
ZARKON: Have care how you speak. Lotor is beyond reason, but he is of the Galran Empire. And he is my son.
GENERAL #1: He killed 80 people in two days.
ZARKON: He's adopted.
- [^ "The Avengers" ]
[THE END.]
[SORRY FOR THE SHORT CHAPTER.]
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