[ FEATURING THE GALRA SQUAD. ]
[ WHICH, BY LE WAY CONSISTS OF SENDAK, ZARKON, HAGGAR, AND LOTOR. ]
[ I WOULD ADD PROROK TOO, BUT HE DIED. ]
[ LET'S JUST PRETEND THAT THEY ALREADY FOUND SENDAK FLOATING AROUND. ]
LOTOR: *WALKS IN* GUESS WHO'S BACK? BACK AGAIN?
HAGGAR: Shut up or I will have you escorted out by your own subjects.
LOTOR: Calm down, old hag. I know you're all excited to see me.
SENDAK: Who exactly are you?
LOTOR: *OFFENDED GASP* FATHER HASN'T TOLD YOU?!
ZARKON: *SIGH* Sendak, this is my son, Lotor.
SENDAK: You have a son, Lord Zarkon?
ZARKON: A rash, impulsive one, but yes.
HAGGAR: * MUTTERS* An stupid one, too.
LOTOR: *SOMEHOW HEARD HER* RUDE. HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME, THE PRINCE OF THE GALRA?
HAGGAR: More like the Prince of the Idiots.
LOTOR: ZIP IT, WITCH.
SENDAK: The two of you, please stop fighting. We have war strategies to plan.
ZARKON: Yes, so Voltron will be mine.
HAGGAR AND LOTOR: OURS.
* HAGGAR AND LOTOR START FIGHTING AGAIN WHILE ZARKON AND SENDAK TALK STRATEGY BEFORE THEY ALL LEAVE TO HAVE SOME PIZZA [GALRA STYLE]. *
[ A/N: STORY TIME! SO ONCE I TOLD A FRIEND OF MINE THAT ONE FUN FACT THAT STATES THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON WALKS PAST A MURDERER 36 TIMES IN THEIR LIFETIME, SO SHE WALKED PAST ME AND SAID "MAKE THAT 37.". ]
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