PIDGE: Hey Allura?
ALLURA: Yes?
PIDGE: Why do Alteans speak in a British accent?
ALLURA: WHAT IS A BRITISH? WHAT IS AN ACCENT?
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PIDGE: Coran, I have a question.
CORAN: What is it, Number Five?
PIDGE: How do Alteans and the Galra, and pretty much every alien species we have encountered, somehow know and fluently speak English when they have their own language?!
CORAN: What is English?
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PIDGE: *PISSED OFF AT SHIRO* HONESTLY, WHY DO WE EVEN LET A SIX-YEAR-OLD LEAD VOLTRON?
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PIDGE: If the Castle of Lions was on Arus for 10,000 years, why did the Arusians begin to investigate the castle after we woke you two up?
CORAN: *SHRUGS*
ALLURA: *ALSO SHRUGS*
THAT ONE ARUSIAN WITH THE DEEP VOICE: * SHRUGS AS WELL*
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PIDGE: If Rax didn't want to help you and Coran because he knew the Galra would seperate his family, why did he rat out Shay, his own sister, when he knew the Galra would seperate his family?
HUNK: BECAUSE HE IS A SNITCH- I mean, I haven't got a clue.
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PIDGE: Why is your hair the only thing developing so far?
LANCE: I wish I knew.
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PIDGE: Why are you so emo?
KEITH: *DOESN'T HEAR HER OVER THE SOUND OF HIS EMO-NESS*
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PIDGE: WHY DO WE ALWAYS GO INTO A FIGHT AS OUR OWN INDIVIDUAL LIONS, GET OUR TAILS HANDED TO US [LITERALLY], THEN BECOME VOLTRON? WHY DON'T WE JUST GO INTO A FIGHT AS VOLTRON?
LANCE: Because we have a six-year-old leader?
KEITH: Because we need to bond together through our mutual fear of losing the fight?
HUNK: Because our leader is missing?
PIDGE: Let's go with that last one.
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[A/N: I AM SORRY THAT I DIDN'T UPDATE LAST WEEK, I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO WRITE ABOUT. ALSO, THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 1,000+ READS AND 100+ VOTES. WELL, HAVE A NICE DAY!]
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