[ ONE (SOMEHOW PEACEFUL) NIGHT, THE PALADINS DECIDE TO SLEEP UNDER THE STARS TOGETHER IN AN EMPTY ROOM WITH A SKYLIGHT COVERING MOST OF THE CEILING THAT LANCE HAD FOUND WHEN WANDERING THROUGH THE CASTLE. ]
SHIRO: The stars really are beautiful, no matter which galaxy they are from.
PIDGE: *FURIOUSLY TYPING INFORMATION ABOUT THESE STARS INTO HER COMPUTER* Have all of these been named?
ALLURA: No, not all of them.
CORAN: Well, actually they have been, but not individually. They are mostly just named by groups or by shapes they make.
LANCE: Shapes they make? Like constellations?
HUNK: Probably.
KEITH: Can you tell us the names of some?
ALLURA AND CORAN: Sure.
ALLURA: *POINTS AT A RANDOM CLUSTER OF STARS* That there is the 'Klanmuerl' [A/N: SORRY, I DON'T REMEMBER HOW IT IS SPELLED.] group, or as you call it, the 'Klanmuerl' constellation.
CORAN: And that *GESTURES TO A PACK OF STARS THAT MAKE A FLOWER SHAPE* is the Aster constellation.
SHIRO: What about that one? *POINTS AT A GROUP OF SEVEN STARS THAT MAKE UP A LION, ONE STAR FOR EACH LIMB, A STAR FOR THE HEAD, AND TWO FOR THE TAIL*
CORAN: *STROKES HIS MUSTACHE* That would be the Lion constellation.
PIDGE: *TYPING UP ALL OF THIS*
HUNK: Lion... like Voltron?
ALLURA: Precisely.
KEITH: Have they been individually named?
ALLURA: *SHAKES HEAD* No.
LANCE: THEN LETS NAME THEM AFTER OURSELVES.
CORAN: I don't see the harm in doing that, so why not.
HUNK: I'M A LEG.
KEITH: Which one?
HUNK: The left one.
LANCE: I AM THE RIGHT LEG.
KEITH: I guess I'm the right arm.
PIDGE: *STILL TYPING, BUT RAISES UP ONE HAND* Left arm.
Shiro: I'll be the head.
CORAN: Perfect! Allura and I will be the tail.
ALLURA: Okay!
[ THEY ALL GET SO HAPPY AND JUST STAY UP ALL NIGHT, WATCHING THEIR STARS. ]
[A/N: I FORGOT WHO WAS WHICH LIMB OF VOLTRON, AND THERE WAS NO CONNECTION OR WIFI WHEN I WAS TYPING THIS. I WAS CRAZILY LOOKING FOR A PICTURE OF VOLTRON AND I COULDN'T FIND ANY. AFTER A WHILE, I THOUGHT FORGET IT, I'LL DO IT LATER, AND GUESS WHAT? I REMEMBERED IT WAS ON THE COVER FOR THIS BOOK. SILLY ME. ]
[ + HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN Momozerii's LIFEGUARD AU (ON INSTAGRAM)? I MAY NOT SHIP KLANCE MUCH, BUT THE AU IS A GENDERBENT KLANCE AU IN WHICH LANA [LANCE] IS A LIFEGUARD WHO IS TEACHING A NEW FRIEND OF HERS, THE RUNNER KATHY [KEITH] TO SWIM, SO SHE CAN WIN HER TRIATHLON AGAINST HER RIVAL, LOTOR [THE FEMALE DOESN'T HAVE A NAME YET.] IT IS REALLY WELL DRAWN AND THE STORY IS PRETTY NICE SO FAR, SO YEAH, I'D RECOMMEND CHECKING IT OUT. ]
[ + BYE, YALL ARE GREAT. ]
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