We were all sat round the kitchen table drinking tea to celebrate our news ruby was sat on my knee giggling away at mark who was pulling faces at her "fucking hell" ruby said "no ruby that's a bad word" I told her "two guesses where she heard that" rina said mark was trying not to laugh "dada fucking hell" ruby said to glen "no ruby that's a bad word" he told her "fucking hell" she said again "no ruby stop it" I told her "cheers mark with your foul mouth" glen said to him "sorry but it was gonna happen at some point" "mama fucking hell" she said to me I shot mark a look he looked away trying not to laugh fucking hell was now Ruby's favourite thing to say after dada "don't say it again ruby it's a bad word" mark told her she looked at him giggled and said it again and again and again "right lady it's past your bedtime" glen said standing up "no dada" "yes your been naughty thanks to uncle mark" "nooo dada" she started to have a tantrum "ruby stop it were going home" "fucking hell" "I'm gonna murder you sheehan" glen muttered to him on the way out ruby repeated we new words most of the way home until sleep overcame her glen carried her in the house and up to her bed I locked up and followed him upstairs he came into the bedroom "I can't believe she's swearing" I said to him "I know I didn't think she'd heard him" "me neither" glen came over to me pulling me in for a kiss he backed us towards the bed he laid on top of me kissing me his hands wondering to the button on my jeans he eased them down before taking his own clothes off I finished undressing myself "I love you liv" he told me easing me back down on the bed
