Harry Potter Next Generation Headcanons

Arguments Part 1

One time, Rose and Scorpius really messed up...

"I don't care! Okay, I don't! So leave me alone!" Rose shouted across the Gryffindor common room. She leapt up, ran to the stairs, tears rolling down her face, as she slammed the door shut, hard.

Scorpius sat down, muttering and head in his hands.

"Mate, what did you do?" Albus whistled.

"I messed up. Big time."

"What exactly did you do?"

"I sided with another girl over something. It was Polly Chapman. Rose said that Boggarts were immortal, but Chapman stood up and disagreed. She said that boggarts are amortal. (A/N, This is a true HP fact. Boggarts are Amortal, not immortal.) I agreed with Polly, because she is right, and she nearly tore my head off!" Scorpius' voice rose. (Get it, Rose?)

"Number one, you never, never, choose some one else after your girlfriend has made their opinion on the subject. You are just giving yourself a death sentence. Number two, don't do it again. Number three, what the Merlin's beard is amortal?" Albus asked.

"Amortality is the condition of never having died and being unable to die, as an amortal entity was never alive to begin with." Scorpius told him.

"Please, Dork Lord, speak English." Albus spat.

"Oi! I am not a Dork Lord. And technically, that is English. But alright. It means you can't die but you weren't alive to begin with. It's like Peeves, or, indeed, a boggart." Scorpius recited. Albus nodded.

"I can't believe you!" Rose came screaming down.

"What?!" Scorpius said, face paling. Albus shrugged.

"Telling everyone about it, are you?" Rose shouted.

"No, just Al!"

"And everyone in the Gryffindor common room. Shout it a little louder, huh? Then the Slytherin's can hear it too!" Rose bellowed.

"Rose, please."

"Don't you Rose, please me!"

"Rosie...I'm sorry."

"Sorry will not fix this!" Rose stormed off again.

"Merlin, you already sound like a married couple." Albus muttered under his breath.

"Oh, move over you idiots." Lily came and sat down between them.

"What are you doing?"

"Trying to explain! Rose will go insane if you don't handle this the right way."

"What do you mean 'The right way'? Give her a Rose and say you love her and she'll love you again!" Albus suggested. Lily sighed.

"Now, this is why you come to me, not idiot over here, for dating advice. If you did the idiot's suggestion, she would tear you apart. What you need to do is find her a nice present, from Hogsmeade, and a Lily. Not. A. Rose, she hates them. A lily." Lily drilled into Scorpius' head

"Okay. Right, should I get her that Quidditch thing she wanted. The...broom cleaning kit."

"Mate, that's gonna take a lot out of your cash. 'Sides, Ron is getting her that for Christmas."

"I've got it! I know the place."

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Scorpius entered the jewellery store with a smile.

He found the necklace he wanted and bought it. It wasn't cheap, but if it got Rose back, he would pay anything.

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"Rose!" He spun her around.

"Malfoy." She glared.

"Come with me!" He twirled her, and pulled her onto his back.

"Malfoy! It's class!"

Scorpius ignored her and took her to the room of requirement.

It made itself a meadow, one with a river running through.

"Miss Weasley, I come to beg your forgiveness. I have a Lily, a necklace, and most importantly, my undying love."

"Malfoy, you are so cheesy!"

"My name is Scorp."

"Fine, Scorp, you are so cheesy!"

"I know, it's because I love you!"

He slipped the bracelet  over her wrist. It had the charm of a lion, which roared quietly, and also some letters. They flicked from RW, to G. G for Gryffindor. The third charm was a small ruby, her favourite stone. He handed her the lily, and she kissed him.

"Thank you. I love you too."