A/N: THANK YOU ALL FOR 1K VIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!! Literally so so happy right now. Here is a special, Wattpad featured chapter.
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"Mum! We need a family meeting!" Albus shouted.
"What for?"
"It's an app. A muggle app. I think, at least."
"Okay."
Ginny Potter, and the Potter family gathered in the front room.
"Explain, Albus."
"So, yesterday evening, I downloaded an app called Wattpad. It is very good - many amazing stories that people have written, even published in the muggle world. But there is something that concerns me. We are on there. Us. Down to the T. Even you, Dad. There are many, many, many, many,
Many many, many Harry Potter stories about you having a relationship with Draco. Drarry, they call it. And also Draco with Hermione. Which is called Dramione. Does this worry you?"
"WHAT?! ME AND DRACO?"
"HARRY AND DRACO?"
"DAD AND DRACO?"
"ME AND DRACO?"
"Yes, Dad, Mum, Lily, James. I think we should tell Hermione."
"Yes then she can give me permission to kick Draco's a**."
"HARRY! Not in front of the children."
"Oh it's fine Mum. James told me and he also scarred Lily."
"James Sirius Potter!"
"Yesssss...."
"We'll have a word about this!"
"But for now let's call Hermione. HERMIONE!!!!!!"
The Minister arrived and she wasn't happy.
"What?! Harry what now?"
"There is a muggle app and it knows about us. It is following our every move. It is probably documenting this very moment."
"MERLIN'S BEARD!"
"I know, and it gets worse. The most common paring is Me and Draco, or you and Draco." Harry informed her.
"WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS APP NAMED????!"
"Wattpad."
"I WILL TERMINATE IT."
"No! Please don't. I'm reading a really good story at the moment - it is called MatchMaker. Don't kill the app. It happens, Rita Skeeter has put you with Harry before, don't take it out on the muggles."
"Fine. Fine. But I am monitoring this."
"Oh, and don't get mad at he many people pretending to be you."
Hermione.Granger.Weasley.000 is following WattPad.
Hermione.Granger.Weasley.000 is following Albus*Potter*Severus.
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Harry Potter Next Generation Headcanons
FanfictionHarry Potter next generation headcanons - what I think should/will happen. I have read cursed child and will not be using all of the stuff from it; it is just my ideas with also some other people's mixed in there.
