"Mummy, you know items have best before dates?" A 7 year old James asked Ginny, puzzled.
"Yes, honey?"
"Well, when is Albus' Best Before Date?"
Ginny is openmouthed, speechless. James repeats his question.
"Honey, people don't have best before dates."
"Why?"
"Because that isn't the way life works."
"Does that mean we can return Albus to the store we got him from? Because he hasn't gone over his Best Before Date?"
"No, honey. We didn't get Albus from a store. Do you remember when I had a large bump on my belly? That was from Albus or Lily." Ginny explained.
"Huh. Cool. Night night Mummy." James tottered off and Ginny collapsed on the sofa, a smile perched on her face.
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Harry Potter Next Generation Headcanons
FanfictionHarry Potter next generation headcanons - what I think should/will happen. I have read cursed child and will not be using all of the stuff from it; it is just my ideas with also some other people's mixed in there.
