Harry Potter Next Generation Headcanons

"Dang, she's hot!"

A/N: Mini one shot. ScoRose and Albice doesn't exist yet.

Albus was walking down the high street in Hogsmeade when Alice Longbottom came by.

He watched her without even knowing he was. Scorpius chuckled from behind.

"I didn't realise. She was cute before, but now she...dang, she is hot!" Scorpius sighed.

"What. Did. You. Just. Say." Albus' mood, which had been light and friendly, was suddenly darkened.

"Geez, Al. I was just saying. My girl is hot!" Scorpius looked at Albus' eyes, and chuckled.

"Your girl?" He thundered.

"Well, yes. Al, if you are thinking about dating her, please no. I know she is hot, but she is your cousin!" Scorpius pointed at Rose, who was next to Alice.

"Oh!" Albus collapsed to the ground.

"What now?"

"I thought you were talking about Alice!"

"Ewww, no! She is a sister to me! Eww."

"Yeah..." Albus mumbled.

"Look, Al. She's the perfect girl for ya. Trust me. I won't make a move on her - anyway, I have Rosie." Scorpius reminded him.

"She isn't Rosie yet, you are still named Malfoy."

"It's only a matter of time."

"Keep telling yourself that. Or get Slughorn to make you two brew Amortentia. That would be hilarious." Al encouraged.

"That's a good idea. I might just do that!" Scorpius strode off towards the castle.