What the signs do at school:
Aries: Always yelling
Taurus: "What the fuck am I doing here?"
Gemini: Has to leave the class because they're laughing at their own joke
Cancer: Eating in class
Leo: "How about no?"
Virgo: Good grades, hiding a machete in their bag probably
Libra: Never does their homework
Scorpio: Looks like they're ready to murder everyone
Sagittarius: Procrastinates until the end of time
Capricorn: Thinks they're the teacher
Aquarius: No fucks were given
Pisces: Drawing ducks/dicks on the table