How the signs got expelled from school:
Aries: Breaking someone's nose
Taurus: Ordered dozens of pizza on the principal's credit card
Cancer: Changed their grades on the teacher's computer
Gemini: Called the teacher a stupid cunt
Leo: Got caught watching hentai during class
Virgo: Hacked the school wifi and disabled firewalls
Libra: Snuck vodka into a water bottle, threw up in class
Scorpio: Stalking a cute teacher outside of the school
Sagittarius: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall
Capricorn: Threatened someone with a pair of scissors
Aquarius: Brought their cat to school and it scratched someone
Pisces: Pulled the fire alarm to get out of talking a test they didn't study for
