What the signs say when they stub their toe:
Aries: "GOD FÜCKING DAMN IT!" *breaks the door*
Taurus: "SHIT MAN!"
Gemini: "FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR!"
Cancer: "FUCK-" *sobs* "-YOU!" *sobbing intensifies*
Leo: Screams while laying face down on the bed
Virgo: "THIS WOULD'NT HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES!"
Libra: "Goodbye cruel world."
Scorpio: *rips door off of the hinges* "NO MORE."
Sagittarius: *hits the door* "STOP!"
Capricorn: *bites their fist* "No, I'm fine, I swear it's totally not broken."
Aquarius: "THAT DOOR WAS'NT EVEN THERE BEFORE!"
Pisces: "BUT WHY ME?"
