Amount of fucks the signs give:
Aries: No number to describe how much they actually care
Taurus: Information unknown
Gemini: Literally nothing they don't care about anything, it's great
Cancer: Infinite amount of fucks
Leo: We're talking hundreds
Virgo: 3 on a good day, 16 on a bad day
Libra: A lot but no one will ever know
Scorpio: 69
Sagittarius: ZERO
Capricorn: 1+6•3+14
Aquarius: Minus three hundred
Pisces: The same amount as 1D singles sold worldwide
