What the signs are in families:
Aries: BBQ Dad
Taurus: Vodka Aunt
Gemini: Racist Grandma
Cancer: Wine Mom
Leo: Golf Uncle
Virgo: Gay Cousin
Libra: Cigarette Aunt
Scorpio: Pervy Uncle
Sagittarius: Immobile Grandpa
Capricorn: Republican Stepdad
Aquarius: Sports Cousin
Pisces: Strawberry Candy Grandma