The signs when they are drunk:
Aries: *Falls on their face repeatedly*
Taurus: "I NEED TO GET HOME! I FORGOT TO FEED MY CAT!"
Gemini: *Talks really fast about things that make no sense*
Cancer: *Starts thinking about the past and cries*
Leo: *Does drunk karaoke*
Virgo: "I think I just pissed my pants..."
Libra: "Listen...Picasso? Not that great."
Scorpio: "Who wants to fück?"
Sagittarius: *Laughs at everything*
Capricorn: *Passionately lip syncing to Bruno Mars*
Aquarius: *Believes they can fly*
Pisces: "There is no way we are alone in this world..."
