The signs when the world ends:
Aries: "FÜCK THIS SHÏT. THIS ISN'T FAIR."
Taurus: "Shït, I haven't lost my virginity yet."
Gemini: *Sleeps through it*
Cancer: *Won't stop screaming*
Leo: "Maybe if I close my eyes, it will stop."
Virgo: "BUT I'M NOT FAMOUS YET."
Libra: *Vlogging as it happens*
Scorpio: "Finally."
Sagittarius: "Aw man, there's too much stupid shit I wanted to do."
Capricorn: "Haha bïtches, I predicted this exact thing would happen and you didn't listen. Now...die...slowly... and painfully."
Aquarius: *Spending their last minute eating*
Pisces: *Can't hear it going down because they're listening to music on max*
