The signs as Potatoes:
Aries: French Fries
Taurus: Potato Chips
Gemini: Potato Soup
Cancer: Mashed Potatoes
Leo: Hash Browns
Virgo: Waffle Fries
Libra: Potato Salad
Scorpio: Tater Tots
Sagittarius: Cheese Fries
Capricorn: Baked Potato
Aquarius: Hot Potato
Pisces: Loaded Potato
