What the signs think about in the morning:
Aries: "ALRIGHT, LET'S GO!"
Taurus: "Just another 30 mins."
Gemini: "Where's my phone?"
Cancer: "Everyone hates me."
Leo: "Oh shit, who's that?"
Virgo: "I'm tired, I call in sick."
Libra: "I have nothing to wear!!"
Scorpio: "Death and Darkness."
Sagittarius: "Where am I? How did I get here?"
Aquarius: "Better get to it!"
Capricorn: "Hello, Hell."
Pisces: "I am God."
