The signs being kidnapped:
Aries: *Breaks free from the rope or handcuffs and beats the living shït out of their capturer and runs like hell*
Taurus: *Bribes the kidnapper with money they don't have and it somehow works*
Gemini: *Is a serial killer and makes the kidnapper the victim* "OH HOW THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!"
Cancer: "Lmao, why you want to kidnap me of all people?"
Leo: "Your mother would be so ashamed." *Looks disgusted*
Virgo: "WTF DID I DO?"
Libra: *Engages in heated argument with kidnapper*
Scorpio: "If you don't let me go right now, I'll punch your neck."
Sagittarius: "Ah shït, who's going to feed my dog?"
Capricorn: *Finds out about the kidnapper's backstory and uses it against them*
Aquarius: "At least I don't have to do that exam."
Pisces: *Goes along with it and escapes while they're not looking*
