The signs as Cliché Breakup Lines:
Aries: "I just don't feel that spark."
Taurus: "You're too good for me."
Gemini: "We're just on too different paths right now."
Cancer: "I love you, I'm just not in love with you."
Leo: "It's not me, it's you."
Virgo: "I really just need to work on myself."
Libra: "I'm just not ready for a serious relationship."
Scorpio: "I'm too fücked up for you."
Sagittarius: "I'm too young to be tied down."
Capricorn: "I don't really see a future together."
Aquarius: "We're just better off as friends, you know?"
Pisces: "You deserve someone better than me."
