The signs working at a bakery:
Aries: Gets too sassy with customers
Taurus: Self-assigned taste tester of every dessert
Gemini: Designs the big wedding cakes
Cancer: Accidentally locks them self in freezer
Leo: Bedazzles apron and bakers hat
Virgo: Knocks cake over and pretends it wasn't them
Libra: Fills up tip jar by charming customers
Scorpio: Licks the batter off mixing spoon and bowl
Sagittarius: Starts a flour fight in the kitchen
Capricorn: Employee of the month, every month
Aquarius: Comes up with weird new cookie flavors
Pisces: Wins award for their flawless cupcakes