The signs as cats:
Sleeps 25/8: Virgo, Capricorn
Scratches you for no vail reason: Aries, Scorpio
Sits on your homework/book: Taurus, Sagittarius
Climbs the curtains: Cancer, Pisces
Leaves mice on your feet while you're eating: Leo, Gemini
Cleans self obsessively: Libra, Aquarius