The signs as Dogs thoughts:
Aries: Is that the mailman? I'm gonna chase him down and kill him
Taurus: FOOD??
Gemini: I know you didn't actually throw that ball
Cancer: MASTER, why are you leaving?
Leo: Don't stop petting me till I say it's okay
Virgo: I know where all my bones are buried so please stop trying to find them
Libra: Love me MASTER!
Scorpio: This isn't name brand dog food?
Sagittarius: I am going to bark at nothing because I can
Capricorn: I know I've been laying in the same spot for three days and I am going to continue to lay there
Aquarius: Don't touch me unless I say you can
Pisces: I am a daydreamer about big field and many butts to sniff