The signs in a zombie apocalypse:
Aries: Makes themselves the leader but always lead people into trouble
Taurus: Complains about having to eat canned food
Gemini: Forgets not to talk when the zombies are nearby
Cancer: Gets shit done but complains they have to do everything
Leo: Constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily
Virgo: Demands that everyone should focus on acquiring deodorant
Libra: Tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood
Scorpio: Is happy that can now kill something without guilt
Sagittarius: Must prove that they can kill the most zombies
Capricorn: Finds an actual safe place to hide because everyone is incompetent
Aquarius: Starts daydreaming the gets bit
Pisces: *cries*
