Why the signs are still awake:
Aries: Sexting probably
Taurus: Cat Videos
Gemini: Existential Crisis
Cancer: Crying over their ex
Leo: Too lazy to go to bed
Virgo: Reading Fanfic
Libra: Bubble Bath
Scorpio: Selling their soul to Satan
Sagittarius: Laughing at astrology
Capricorn: Midnight Snack
Aquarius: Yoga
Pisces: ????