How evil the signs are:
Aries: On a scale of 1 to 10 they're like a 2
Taurus: Apparently extremely evil
Gemini: Secretly they're stabbing you in their mind
Cancer: Sugar, Spice, and everything
Leo: Actually a peacemaker
Virgo: Thinks they're evil but no
Libra: Actually not evil but everyone thinks they are
Scorpio: The most evil but nobody realizes it
Sagittarius: They'll blame it on someone else
Capricorn: Capable of starting a war
Aquarius: Satan
Pisces: Will hit you with a stick but that's as far as its gonna go
