The signs at a Hotel:
Aries: "I rather sleep on the floor, then sleep with *points to Capricorn*."
Taurus: *Eats all the food in the fridge*
Gemini: "You're gonna pay for that Taurus."
Cancer: "This hotel feels nice, doesn't it?"
Leo: *Listens to The Weeknd with Virgo while making sex jokes*
Virgo: *Is uncomfortable* "Oh god..."
Libra: *Agrees with Cancer* "It is!"
Scorpio: *Is sleeping*
Sagittarius: *Pulls Aquarius to the swimming pool* "Lets go swimming!"
Capricorn: "What do you mean?" *is very offended by Aries*
Aquarius: "O-okay jeez." *is forced to go swimming*
Pisces: *Contemplating life*