The signs as criminals:
Aries: Assassin
Taurus: Money Laundering
Gemini: Con-Artist
Cancer: Psychopathic Killer
Leo: Violent Protest Leader
Virgo: Burglar
Libra: Murderer
Scorpio: Cult Leader
Sagittarius: Pick Pocket
Capricorn: Fraud
Aquarius: Hacker
Pisces: Drug Dealer
