The signs in 3 words:
Aries: Annoying but Funny
Taurus: Secretly hates everyone
Gemini: Obsessive over Food
Cancer: Adorable and Happy
Leo: Smart and Weird
Virgo: Only watches Netflix
Libra: Sporty but Lazy
Scorpio: Probably planning Murder
Sagittarius: Doesn't do anything
Capricorn: Irritating and Cute
Aquarius: Super duper funny
Pisces: Lovable lil' kittens
