Reasons to be friends with the signs:
Aries: Is the best company you can have
Taurus: Gives the best gifts
Gemini: Can be your partner in crime
Cancer: Is available to cuddle with you
Leo: Makes you good food
Virgo: Takes you to the best restaurants in town
Libra: Loves to talk... about everything
Scorpio: Is always there for you, no matter what
Sagittarius: Drives you home when you're drunk
Capricorn: Could do anything to make you smile
Aquarius: Comes to your house to talk about Freud
Pisces: Remembers your birthday
