Why the signs have no social life:
Aries: "I choose not to...I hate everyone."
Taurus: "Rather hang out with my dog."
Gemini: "Eating is better than talking!"
Cancer: "Because I luv my bed."
Leo: "I don't text back."
Virgo: "Netflix is my social life."
Libra: "Wait, what's social lives?"
Scorpio: Busy with world domination
Sagittarius: "Cats are better than people tho."
Capricorn: "I would...but I like my couch."
Aquarius: Sleep = Socializing
Pisces: "But Twitters social so ha!"
