SnK: Truth or Dare

Sorry Mikasa

*laughs evilly* It should happen right now...

Armin: Um, why are you smirking?

Because he won't know what got him!

Armin: Who's he?

You'll see! Annie! Eren! Come here! You guys have a dare!

Annie: What is it?

Eren: *taps foot impatiently*

Eren, Annie, this is a dare by the same guy. And he told you guys to kiss in front of Mikasa.

Eren: ANOTHER?!

Annie: No way am I kissing him.

Armin: *sighs in relief* 'Kiss me instead'

Annie: But you know what? Let's just get this dare done.

Okay wait. Let me get Mikasa first. Mika-chan! Halika dito!

Armin: Now what did you just say?

A Filipino word. Ah for fuck's sake, you won't know anyways, you're from a different universe.

Eren: Author-san! I don't wanna do this dare! In fact, tell Tyler to dare us something different!

Sorry, rules are rules! *winks* But I don't ship you and Annie, so not to worry!

Armin, Annie & Eren: Whew!

Mikasa: You called for me sis?

Yeah man, can you um, just sit there?

Mikasa: *eyes her suspiciously* Why?

There's a dare. I want you to intervene. As much as possible, okay?

Mikasa: *exhales and sits on chair* Okay.

Armin: *makes a sign of the cross* Mikasa please don't get mad!

Mikasa: Why would I get mad? You didn't do anything wrong.

You might need to rethink that.

Mikasa: What?

Eren & Annie: *hesitantly kisses each other on the lips*

Mikasa & Armin: *heart shatters*

Mikasa: Why you do this to me... *cries*

Eren: It was a dare. I'm so sorry Mikasa! Please!

Mikasa: Alright. *wipes tear off her face* Tell me who dared this?

Um, same guy.

Mikasa: Tell him to dare something that does not involve me and Eren making each other jealous, okay? *glares at me*

Of course. :)

Annie: Armin, you said you were gonna read to me about something?

Armin: Oh yeah! *leaves with Annie*

*Petra runs frantically to us* What is it?

Petra: AUTHOR-CHAN! LEVI'S NOT BREATHING!

Eren and Mikasa: WHAT?!

So it worked, eh? Oi Petra! Remind me to dig a grave for him. *smirks*

Petra: DID YOU DO THIS?!

HE BURIED ME ALIVE! COME ON! ALTHOUGH I THANK YOU FOR FINDING ME, I STILL WANTED MY REVENGE.

Mikasa: That midget buried you alive?!

Eren: What the hell is going on here? I don't know what happened!

Tch. Rather not tell. Anyways, antidote is there. Hope you readers enjoyed the dare.