It was a cold and stormy night when Eren and Levi stepped out from the HQ... and there they met, with a bucket of paint, a couple of fake tattooes, and a couple of injections in a box. There also stood Tyler and Lara, applying paint on Eren's and Levi's bodies (trust me, they hate rubbing on their bodies, because only their ladies can do it), and preparing the injections.
Eren: I for one, think this dare is stupid.
Tyler: Shut up! No dare is stupid!
The only thing that's stupid is that this dare has been done several times before, and yet everyone seems to find out it's fake in the end.
Levi: *sighs* Then I see no point in doing this dare, then...
Tyler: Hey Midget! If you even think about stepping out of this dare, I'll boil your kids alive.
Levi: That's funny. I think they'll boil you alive first before you even get to touch them.
Eren: Tyler, his kids aren't defenseless.
Tyler: Wha- *fumes up in anger*
And neither is Petra.
Levi: Exactly. And in actuality, the person who dared this is even more stupid than the dare.
Tyler: Whatcha say?! *glares at Levi*
Okay, that's enough. Instead of arguing, you guys can help me figure out how to make this dare less stupid than you think.
Eren: Er... maybe you can simulate a real titan fight, with me and Levi in it, and I don't know... it's up to you to do the rest.
Simulate? That's a whole new other world you're talking about Eren. *smirks*
Levi: Where did you even get the idea of "simulating"?
Eren: Why, from Author of course.
Awesome. Let's use that idea.
Tyler: Maybe you are smart after all, Eren.
Eren: What are you implying?? That I wasn't smart before? *glares at Tyler*
Levi: Yeah, he was.
Eren: Damn it, Captain Levi... no need to be so blunt... *huffs in anger*
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Mikasa: *wakes up from her bed and realizes Eren isn't there* Huh...? Eren...?
Petra: *runs to Mikasa's room with sweat all over*
Mikasa: Petra? Are you alright? Have you seen-
Petra: -Levi?!
Mikasa: -Eren?
Petra: Where is he?!
Mikasa: I-I don't know... quick! We gotta look for Eren!
Petra: And Levi!
Mikasa: *waits for Petra*
Petra: ... and Eren!
Mikasa: Okay. *runs with Petra and circulates the whole HQ with insane speed*
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SnK: Truth or Dare
RandomHope or Despair? Fix or Repair? What's over there? A question of truth or dare.
