SnK: Truth or Dare

Eren...Dead?

Eren Jäger. You have a dare from TylerKowske .

Eren: Yes! What is the dare??

He dares you to fake your death.

Eren: Hehe... *smirks evilly*

You have to apologize to Mikasa after this! Alright?

Eren: Yes yes. I'll go and ask Hange-san for the "No Pulse For 20 Minutes Injection".

Yeah go, whatever. I'll set up a crime scene.

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Mikasa: Eren, it's time for lunch. *looks for Eren in his room* Maybe he's in the dare room. *leaves his room and goes to the dare room* Eren. *gasps* E-E-EREN?! *shakes his body* EREN! WAKE UP PLEASE! CAN YOU HEAR ME?! *is crying* *looks for a pulse, but there's none* EREN!!!!

Hange: 'Wow...so it worked, eh?' *sweat-drops*

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Levi: What?! Jäger's dead?!

Armin: *cries* Y-YES SIR! WE JUST FOUND HIS BODY AWHILE AGO THERE!

Levi: *runs to the dare room*

*blocks Levi* Now hold up. Before you guys go here, lemme tell you something.

Levi: Move.

This is just a dare. You don't have to worry, he's not dead. *smirks*

Levi: Out of the way. *pushes me real hard*

Eren: Surprise! *laughs real hard*

Mikasa: Eren...? *is sobbing*

Eren: This was a dare! I'm sorry you guys!

Mikasa: YOU HAD ME WORRIED! *hugs him tight*

Eren: Ssh ssh...it's okay. *hugs her back then pulls away*

Levi: *glares at me then Eren* *he walks to him and pounds his head on the floor*

Mikasa: *deadly glare towards Levi* You... *eyes darken*

Armin: *gulps* Oh no...

Mikasa: *I give her hot tea and she tries to pour it on Levi's head, but failed*

Levi: Not falling for it, Ackerman. *leaves the room but when he walks out, the string snaps, the bucket splashes hot tea on his head* AH FUCK WHY?!

Everyone in the room: *chortles* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!