SnK: Truth or Dare

EreMika: Seduction

*shudders but nosebleeds* Hey EreMika...you guys have a dare...

Eren: Can it wait? My wife's pregnant.

Wow...I swear...

Eren: What's wrong with you? Your nose is bleeding all of a sudden.

Because Tyler dared Mikasa...to seduce you. And then, you to seduce her. In other words...you both should seduce each other...

Eren: U-U-Um...

Mikasa: *faints*

Eren: Oh no! Mika! *sighs*

In that way, you can make the process easier by doing the dare. *smirks*

Eren: Are you kidding me? That's not how it works!

Trust me, I hear Levi and Petra are doing the same thing.

Levi: Oi, I never seduced Petra. Never.

Oh really? It's fine to get yourself dirty, Levi. *shudders and nosebleeds again*

Levi: Tch. *blushes*

WOAH WOAH WOAH! YOU JUST BLUSHED! YOU FUCKING. BLUSHED.

Eren: Tyler's crazy! He dares me and Mikasa to seduce each other! That's like telling us to do "it" while Mikasa is pregnant!

Eren, do you still remember the time when you and Mikasa fucked with each other?

Eren: I- *blushes real hard* DON'T REMIND THEM ABOUT IT!

And I remember you asking her to do it with you...*smirks*

Eren: GAH! *heats up*

There's no point in denying that you and sis made love...

Eren: Fine. You win.

Levi: Just don't be noisy, Jäger.

Eren: Heichō! It's nothing like that!

I couldn't sleep one night while you two were doing "it"! *glares at Eren*

Levi: In fact, I had to beat up Eren so he would shut up.

And then Mikasa poured hot tea on your head for interrupting. Right? *laughs*

Levi: Tch. *rolls eyes*

Knew it. *smirks*

+•+

Eren: Hey Mikasa, tell me, why're there walls when I can just break them? *smirks*

Mikasa: Are you- *blushes and bites lip*

+•+

Mikasa: Hey Eren...*swoons over him* I can scream your name all night, if that's what you want.

Eren: *smirks*

+•+

Eren: *licks his lip* Hey Mikasa, I was wondering, why don't you take of your scarf?

Mikasa: Do you wanna see what's underneath it? *smirks* *removes scarf then Eren stares at her neck*

Eren: *kisses her roughly on the lips then hoists her up on his lap*

Mikasa: What is it, that you want, Eren?

Eren: More of us...*smirks*

This is going way too far...*nosebleeds then dies*

Tyler: *is buried already deep in the ground*