SnK: Truth or Dare

Author's Chapter V

I'M DEAD...

(joke, lez do zis chapter) Hey you guys! *smirks* We got something to do today. Workload. *claps hands*

Eren: Whew. Again? What's it?

Have you heard?

Mikasa: What?

Armin: *frowns*

That...

Eren: That what?

Jean: *rolls eyes* Aww come on! Just finish it already!

Shut up! *glares at Jean then blushes really hard* L-LEVI AND PETRA! TH-THEY...*shoots gun on head*

Mikasa: *sighs* Seriously, she doesn't have any control when she mentions them.

Eren: Definitely.

Armin: It's her top pairing. Lol.

Jean: *grabs a shovel* Hey wake up author-san. *pretends to start burying her when I grip his wrist very hard with red eyes*

I dare you to bury me Horse-Face. I double dare you...*creepy voice and eyes*

Jean: EEEEKKKK! *hides behind Eren*

Eren: Well look who's scared now. *smirks*

Jean: SH-SHUT UP! *is pushed away by Mikasa*

Mikasa: Please don't stay near him Jean.

Jean: ...

As I was saying- LEVI AND PETRA ARE ENGAGED!

Everyone else: *is shocked*

Armin: Holy shit.

Eren: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Mikasa: Knowing in her brain, she dreams and thinks a lot of stuff...

NO REALLY GUYS! IT'S LEGIT!

Eren: OH GOD YOU'RE NOT JOKING!

Jean: YEAH SHE'S DEFINITELY NOT!

Mikasa: Sis, I AGREE WITH YOU! REALLY NOW!

Historia: WAAAHHH!! PETRA-SENPAI! *squeals so loud*

Ymir: Oi oi...calm down my sweet Krista! I won't let them beat us to it! Let's get married now! *kneels before her, but Reiner joins in*

Reiner: No! Marry ME Krista! Me!

Ymir: *pushes Reiner away* NO! ME

Reiner: *pushes Ymir* NO NOT UGLY! ME, KRISTA!

Historia: *sweat-drops* Ymir, you're one to talk...*eyebrows twitching*

Bertholdt: *looks at Annie sadly while she's lying down on Armin's shoulder*

Armin: *kisses her head* So beautiful...

Annie: Thanks. *smiles at him*

Bertholdt: 'Damn it...'