SnK: Truth or Dare

EreAni Crack

I hate to say this to Armin, and Mikasa.

Mikasa: Why, what's wrong?

Armin: I've got a bad feeling about this!

Relax. You're not in danger. *suddenly face darkens and I make a creepy face* But your heart will be, after this dare...

Mikasa & Armin: *feels threatened*

Now... *my voice makes them shudder* Eren...Annie...come forth...you've got a dare by Stephen-yeager ...

Eren: Can you stop that? You're creeping me out.

Annie: That's kind of like, what do you call this? Her..."Triggered Face".

Exactly...if you guys don't consider doing the dare...then I can turn it down any sec-

Eren: Tell us what's the dare first.

*eyes go wide and looks at Eren creepily* The dare says...you and Annie should kiss for awhile with no interruptions.

Mikasa & Armin: *blanches*

Annie: *glares at me* Hell no.

Devil: Hell yes! 🔥😈

Shut the HELL up! Now go and do the dare...I want this to end QUICKLY.

Mikasa: Annie... *death glare towards her* I've got kids, you've got kids. Okay? We're both on the good side now...but if you try anything...I'll think of the best possible way to end you...

Armin: *makes the savage face from S2: EP 11* Eren...we may be friends, but do you know? Mikasa loves you. You shouldn't take advantage of that...

Eren: Okay, you're all creeping me out here. Can we please just do the dare? Author-san is radiating a dark aura...

Tyler: *angrily sulks in the corner*

Don't forget HIM. Now go! Jesus Christ, do I have to push your faces together??

Eren & Annie: *hesitantly kisses for 6 seconds then pulls away, spitting*

Mikasa: *reclaims his lips*

Armin: *grasps onto Annie tight as fuck*

IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!

Tyler: *color goes back to his face* HELL YEA!