Humanity's Strongest: Tyler or Levi?

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This is an interesting topic. But I wouldn't call it a dare, it'd be somehow a discussion.

Tyler: Whatever! I think it's a dare.

Levi: What's this about? *frowns*

So today! Tyler dares Levi to make him sit through him bragging that he himself is Humanity's Strongest.

Levi: And what makes you claim that title?

Tyler: Shut up midget! You should do my dare!

Yeah, do his dare!

Levi: Tch.

Oluo: Heichō is Humanity's ONLY Strongest!

Eld: *cheers with Gunther and Petra*

Eren: Um, I don't really know...

Mikasa: ...

Armin: Um...

Apparently...Tyler will be Humanity's NOW Strongest.

Tyler: HA! See that midget?! I did what you couldn't do! Nuke them enemies! *plays with rifle*

Levi: Yeah? Well, what happened to hard work? We formed soldiers for nothing?

Hey hey...didn't the dare say to sit through and listen to Tyler brag? *smirks*

Tyler: Yeah! After all- *dunks over Levi*

Petra: *gasps*

Tyler: The distance to Marley is too far for a short person like you, Levi!

Levi: 'I'm killing this piece of shit...'

Tyler: Instead, everyone should call you Humanity's Shortest!

Petra: Actually! There are people even more shorter than him!

Gunther: Yeah!

Eld: *thumbs up*

Oluo: Don't forget! Krista, Connie, Rico and-

Tyler: Yeah, but still. *super dunks over Levi*

Wow, the SUPER DUNK.

Tyler: Yeah! Nuking the titans is a far more better technique than your spinning attack with the blades. *smirks*

Levi: 'You damn brat...'

Ha! Levi...I can't handle your face!

Tyler: More like, I can't handle his height!

Me & Tyler: *breaks down laughing*

Levi: YOU SHIT-HEADS! SAY THAT AGAIN!

Everyone else (except Squad Levi): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

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