SnK: Truth or Dare

Single Kiss

(Sorry for the lame-o title)

Yo guys we have a dare. Stephen-yeager says: All single people should kiss their cru-

Oluo: *kisses Petra on the lips*

Petra: *gags and vomits*

Levi: Oi... *glares at Oluo* who gave you the permission...to kiss my wife?

Oluo: My bad, sir! I-I was just doing the dare...

Jean: *kisses Marco* Mikasa's taken, and...I don't like her that way anymore...so...yeah.

Eren & Mikasa: *sighs in relief*

Gunther: I don't have a crush, yay! *falls backwards on the couch*

You must be very happy yourself. Any more single people here??

Everyone: *looks at each other*

Goddard: *kisses Gerda on the lips*

Gerda: *gags* WHAT THE HELL??

But...you're related, aren't you?

Goddard: We're not! My mom and uncle Levi are just distant relatives! So...me and Gerda can be a thi-OOOF!

Levi: You are not dating my daughter, just yet. *glares at Goddard*

Petra: *giggles*

Mikasa: Hey midget, no one told you to slap my son.

Eren: *laughs*

Gerda: Tch. Stop this.

Griswald & Erika: *looks at each other and blushes*

Levi: My children, ain't dating anyone, anytime soon. End of story.

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