SnK: Truth or Dare

Armin the Crazy Drunkard

So hey guys... I'm back. I've been dead for 4 months already, and you know what I just noticed? Well, I noticed this book's got no juice at all! So come on, send in your truths or dares! This book clearly needs it!

Eren: Lara and I worked on changing things in this book, and we will tell you all about it! But first, we have a dare to do.

Yes Eren. But for this dare, we need Armin, Jean and Annie. Hey sis, can you sneak in a glass of rum please?

Mikasa: Rum? For who?

It's a dare for Armin.

Mikasa: *pours a bottle of rum into the glass and hands it to me*

Thanks. Now Eren, can you call them for me?

Eren: Right.

Goddard: Hey, you people should dare us more! We're not invisible y'know!

Erika: Shut up Goddard! We have to be 18 years old to be a part of this!

Goddard: Who said you're making the rules?

Mikasa: Okay that's enough you two. It's about time to implement that rule, sis.

Yep. And besides Goddard, you and the others aren't mature enough for this.

Goddard: Yeah psh, whatever.

Tyler: Yeah! Exactly! NONE OF YOU ARE COMPETENT ENOUGH TO BE A PART OF WHAT WE'RE DOING 'CUS YOU BUNCH ARE IMMATURE BRATS!

Mikasa: That's going too far Tyler.

Tyler: Haha! Well guess what, IT IS TRUE!

Erika: You're immature for yelling at us!

Tyler: YOU GUYS RIPPED ALL OF MY EREMIKA PICTURES, BOOKS, AND POSTERS LAST NIGHT!

Goddard: We had to do that because we keep finding blood down our door, and I got sickin' tired of cleaning it up so one morning I decided to rip 'em all and burn 'em! *gets strangled by Tyler but he breaks free*

*sighs*

Mikasa: Tyler, you know better than to pick a fight with my kids.

Erika: Yeah, mom's right you sicko!

Tyler: *scoffs* You callin' me a sicko?? Well guess what-

Eren: Here they are.

Armin: Can you guys not be so loud? My kids are still sleeping.

Annie: I don't have to ground your kids, Eren?

Eren: I'll take care of this. Okay, what happened?

Nevermind that Eren, they had a pointless argument. So Armin, I need you to drink this.

Jean: What's the dare?

Wait for Armin to drink. *smirks*

Armin: *drinks from glass* Ugh... what's in this drink?

Drink more Armin.

Armin: I can't take the taste! *coughs*

Jean: Author-san, what is this?

Wait for it.

Armin: ... I AM TEH KOKENAT BOIII *picks up random coconut husk and places both on his chest*